Privacy, schmivacy? Mark Zuckerberg’s mansion is on FourSquare. The day has come: Warren Buffett is now on Twitter. And a new Google Glass app lets you snap photos with a wink. And so much more!

Facebook posted first quarter earnings, Apollo is reportedly close to securing at least $5 billion for its latest fund, and proof that money does, in fact, buy happiness. And so much more!

KKR is in talks to hire former CIA director David Petraeus, studying the dark art of leaking deal talks, and is it or isn’t it? Uber insists it isn’t talking with investors, contradicting a report that says otherwise. And there’s more!

Alibaba pushes into social networking with its Weibo investment, Foursquare reveals how it plans to make money, and Barry Diller calls purchasing Newsweek a mistake. And so much more!

Google’s Eric Schmidt on Google Glass: Yes, talking to your glasses is weird. LivingSocial has been hacked. What do you get when you mix a hedge fund executive, a socialite and an ex-Goldman executive? And so much more!

Why Alibaba could be China’s next $100 billion IPO, Moscow tries to reinvent itself as a financial hub, and George Soros buys a 7.9 percent stake in struggling J.C. Penney. And so much more!

Apple’s second quarter numbers trounce expectations, an MF Global trustee is suing Jon Corzine over the firm’s collapse, and Bill Gates inadvertently infuriates all of Korea with one handshake. And so much more!

To end your week, we have news on how long Siri keeps your cries for help, Reditt faces outages and the harsh reality of being a middle-aged programmer. Stay strong, Boston!

Google tops first quarter profit expectations, automotive experts say to expect self-driving cars in 2025 and no sooner, and Fred Wilson on Bitcoin, Airbnb, and immigration (video). And so much more!

Intel just bought the 7-year-old startup Mashery, Twitter sharpens its ad targeting by sifting through tweets, and the gourmet cupcake bubble is bursting. And so much more!