Economy Miraculously Saved By Prayer!

Christian group 700 Club dubbed Wednesday “Day of Prayer for the World’s Economies,” Wonkette reports. Christians descended on Wall Street to touch the financial district bull and pray for money.

From the group’s website:
“We are going to intercede at the site of the statue of the bull on Wall Street to ask God to begin a shift from the bull and bear markets to what we feel will be the ‘Lion’s Market,’ or God’s control over the economic systems,” (700 Club’s Cindy Jacobs) said. “While we do not have the full revelation of all this will entail, we do know that without intercession, economies will crumble.”