For Rock Star Investors Only

Investing is stressful stuff. One day you’re a hero; the next day, you’re a zero. Even the legendary David Swensen has faced criticism for mismanaging Yale’s endowment.

So if you’re tired of the slings and arrows of managing outrageous fortunes, have we got a deal for you. For a mere $18,000, the Bonnaroo Total Access pass allows you to roll like a rock star at the Bonnaroo Music Festival, a sprawling extravaganza taking place this June in Manchester, Tennessee. (A sampling of Bonnaroo’s epic lineup includes the Dave Matthews Band, Jay-Z, Stevie Wonder, and Norah Jones.)

In addition to your own fully stocked tour bus with room for up to eight people, your Bonnaroo Total Access Pass entitles you to go anywhere at Bonnaroo, including private backstage viewing areas and hospitality tents. You even get a golf cart with driver to ferry you from place to place. A concierge and on-site gourmet catering complete the package.

Roger McNamee, this has your name written all over it!

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