I Am America (And So Can You!)

If Stephen Colbert can guest write a column for Maureen Dowd in the Sunday New York Times to pitch his new book then certainly Gary Snoman can take up some space on peHUB to take his new movie to the people. So I cede the balance of my time to our good friend Gary…

Thank you nation. Nice to be here with you o’loyal peHUB readers, all one million of you who grace me with your fan mail and repeated website visits. I know that my visit to peHUB today is likely to double or triple the number of daily visitors on the website but such is the price of my success. But I’m not here to talk about myself. I’m here to talk about my next movie, coming to a browser near you on December 14, 2007.

I know you’re thinking “should I take the day off work and book a ticket to the matinee?” I can’t tell you what to do, but I can tell you that over 25,000 people have already watched my movie preview at www.garysnoman.com/teaser07.html. And that’s just since yesterday.

So the matinee on 14th of December may already be sold out. Now I know, I’m one for publicity stunts like running for President, or asking questions of Presidential candidates. But I do take my job seriously. And showing up here today wasn’t easy what with the paparazzi outside the window (Shelly, tell Larry to take off those ridiculous suspenders if he wants me on his show). So I better get back to work. See you in December. Everybody else will.