* Is water the next oil?
* Who will buy Merrill Lynch’s minority stake in Bloomberg LP? Robert MacMillan thinks there is only one viable candidate.
* Jimmy Lee on leveraged buyouts: “The math just doesn’t work anymore.”
* TheFunded today introduced a service that allows its members to post business plans in order to: (A) Get feedback from other members and (B) Get referred by members to potential funding sources. Like everything with TheFunded, there are some obvious questions — Matt Marshall, for example, plays skeptic on this new service — but I accept Ressi’s basic thesis: “A venture capitalist is always going to read a portfolio company CEO’s email. That doesn’t mean you’re necessarily going to get funded, but it does give you a good shot at an introduction, which is very difficult for a lot of entrepreneurs to get.”
* Handicapping the July 3 sentencing of former Refco boss Phillip Bennett.
* Obama joins private equity fight. Well, that’s the juicy headline. The story itself is short and speculative.
* Bear Stearns indictments may be on the way. No, surely you jest…
* Tugboat Ventures raises its second fund.
* Dubai’s next buyout? How about Cirque du Soleil.
* Wallstrip on True Religion Apparel: [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/w/?v=Wl-eQvWcOjM]