Self-Promotion Alert

I’ll be on CNBC’s Squawk Box tomorrow morning at 8:15 ET. Not quite sure yet what the topics will be, so perhaps we’ll just take turns coming up with synonyms and analogies for how crappy the capital markets are.

OK, I’ll start: The current deal-making environment is like the NY Mets. Everyone thought things would be much better by now, and is clueless when it comes to righting the ship (save for singing about how the sun will come out tomorrow.)…