Revenge of the Vampire Squid: Goldman ousts its biting spokesman, Lucas van Praag. Sorry Lucas!
I’m Always Right: The Reformed Broker complains that “No One is Ever Wrong Anymore.” But you are wrong, just not me.
Deal: Amazon buys TeachStreet and the company will become part of Amazonlocal.
It’s a Split: Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow and predicts six more weeks of winter. But Staten Island Chuck didn’t.
Thar She Blows: An Alaska volcano forms a lava dome which raises the warning level.
American Exceptionalism or Not: Would you buy the United States if it were stock?
Making Friends: Rapper Ja Rule hangs out with Alan Hevesi and Dennis Kozlowski behind bars.