Revenge of the Vampire Squid: Goldman ousts its biting spokesman, Lucas van Praag. Sorry Lucas!
I’m Always Right: The Reformed Broker complains that “No One is Ever Wrong Anymore.” But you are wrong, just not me.
Deal: Amazon buys TeachStreet and the company will become part of Amazonlocal.
No Disclosure: Several major U.S. companies have been hacked but won’t admit it. And, Brazil hackers hit HSBC banking sites.
It’s a Split: Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow and predicts six more weeks of winter. But Staten Island Chuck didn’t.
Thar She Blows: An Alaska volcano forms a lava dome which raises the warning level.
American Exceptionalism or Not: Would you buy the United States if it were stock?
After the Decision: Susan G. Komen got hacked last night and Mayor Bloomberg offers $250K to Planned Parenthood to make up for the missing funds.
Making Friends: Rapper Ja Rule hangs out with Alan Hevesi and Dennis Kozlowski behind bars.